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Jimmy Snuka and The Metal Maniac, at one time, were two superstars at the crossroads of professional wrestling. Well, maybe that’s stretching it a little bit. They were actually two guys who met at the crossroads of the ECPW Professional Wrestling School in Lake Hiawatha, NJ.

As soon as they met, they realized they had many things in common. They both said “brutha” a lot. They both said “gimmick” a lot. And, uh, they both, uh, yeah. Whatever.

Anyway, they decided that it would be fun to tour together and wrestle each other and have exciting match after exciting match, in fact, the same exciting match after exciting match, over and over and over.

These matches would continue for about six or seven hours. When asked for comments about these matches, fans would generally respond, “Well, the line for the snack bar was really long,” or, “You wouldn’t believe how bad the bathroom smells when 45 people are pissing at once,” or, “These dudes are wrestling like they’re stoned or something!”

The Metal Maniac and Jimmy Snuka have wrestled approximately 310 times, according to one of our field reporters, Calla-IndyCrap-Han. But it always ends the same way…

The Metal Maniac has lost to Jimmy Snuka about 310 times in a row. For a spell, he was replaced by “The Strangler” Nick Maddox, who, while he lost several times to the Superfly, never made it to the illustrious 310 mark. The Metal Maniac, from all reports, truly believes that once the number of losses to Snuka equals his weight, Jimmy will let him sneak in a DQ win in his hometown as a reward. Unfortunately for him, the weight keeps creeping up…and so do the losses.

Metal Maniac, welcome to IndyCrap. Ya earned it, brutha!